evankart:

Who the hell is Bucky?

evankart:

Who the hell is Bucky?

(via nocturnalitea)

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(via sophiestry)

A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude. — (via aboutme-g)

(via serenadipity)

project-argus:

partially-impartial:

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

project-argus:

partially-impartial:

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE

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(via notdoinghomeworkrightnow)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

(via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do. — A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)

(via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

(via turtleton)